I’m Stuck In The Vent

A guy hanging out on the roof of an apartment building decides to ride the duct work back to his apartment and gets stuck in a woman’s kitchen vent. This is laughable. I’m not falling for this fake imaginative story. Occult numerology: the woman is aged 33, the man was trapped for 45 minutes and the apartment building address is 220 E. 26 St.

Exterior of the building where a man became stuck in a residential kitchen vent.

He was plastered and she was floored.

A new resident of a Kips Bay building took an unusual route to his apartment early Tuesday — and wound up trapped in a woman’s wall.

Gjyste (Julie) Margilaj, 33, said she heard a massive crash in her kitchen and panicked but then decided to investigate.

“I freaked … out for a couple of minutes, and then I went over to the kitchen and I heard someone panting and breathing like they were in obvious pain. They were freaking out,” she said. “I opened the kitchen vent so he could breathe.”

Cops and firefighters found the unidentified 30-year-old man stuck inside the wall of the first-floor apartment on E. 26th St. in Manhattan just after midnight. Authorities said they had to bust the wall open to get him out and the man luckily survived his ordeal uninjured.

Source: Man found stuck in kitchen vent in Manhattan apartment | New York Daily News

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